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Tally-ho! I'm the murderer

I'm a 17-year-old guy from Vermont.
The blog title is an anagram of my name.
Sep 30 '14
Sep 28 '14

banderboucher:

it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm

Sep 26 '14
beeologist the techie

beeologist the techie

Sep 24 '14
Sep 24 '14

slomps:

slomps:

slomps:

Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself

So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like

And do I look hot

yes

Sep 24 '14

anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

Sep 24 '14

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

(Source: gymleaderkarkat)

Sep 24 '14
ninjakato:

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

"EAT THE FUCKING BISCUIT MEATBAG!!!"

ninjakato:

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

"EAT THE FUCKING BISCUIT MEATBAG!!!"

(Source: quevidamastriste)

Sep 24 '14

we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.

(Source: lifeafterbeths)

Sep 23 '14
POWERING UP TURBO DRILL

POWERING UP TURBO DRILL

7,349 notes (via pug-bug & sasaq) Tags: dogs
Sep 22 '14

q1p:

q1p:

q1p:

this noise has been going on for like six minutes now I’m pretty sure there’s a basilisk

IT FINALLY STOPPED after 12 minutes
what even was that

dammit not again

it sounds like someone’s trying to flush a basilisk down a toilet

6 notes (via q1p & q1p)
Sep 22 '14

q1p:

q1p:

this noise has been going on for like six minutes now I’m pretty sure there’s a basilisk

IT FINALLY STOPPED after 12 minutes
what even was that

dammit not again

6 notes (via q1p & q1p)
Sep 22 '14

q1p:

this noise has been going on for like six minutes now I’m pretty sure there’s a basilisk

IT FINALLY STOPPED after 12 minutes
what even was that

6 notes (via q1p)
Sep 22 '14

this noise has been going on for like six minutes now I’m pretty sure there’s a basilisk

Sep 22 '14