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Tally-ho! I'm the murderer

I'm a 17-year-old guy from Vermont.
The blog title is an anagram of my name.
Aug 15 '14

amphiaria:

NO artificial flavors

NO preservatives

NO artificial colors

JUST bees

ONLY bees

Aug 15 '14

wtf i had like ten more lines of tags on that post but tumblr deleted them apparently D:

Aug 15 '14

Anonymous asked:

i think youll find that the image for omelette is not actually an omelette but instead a fried egg

orteil42:

i think you’ll find that you don’t lecture a frenchman on omelettes ok? ok

Aug 15 '14

(Source: juboktimusprime)

Aug 15 '14
indigobluerose:

openbookstore:

So dramatic!

This has made me laugh really loudly, twice.

indigobluerose:

openbookstore:

So dramatic!

This has made me laugh really loudly, twice.

Aug 13 '14

Anonymous asked:

i hate bees and i hate you

brobarton:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about bees, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Aug 12 '14
  • me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
  • cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
  • me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo
Aug 12 '14
andythanfiction:

specialkthegreat:

cardsofwind:

THIS. MOTHERFREAKING THIS.

Excuse me as I causally anonymously mail this to all my relatives’ homes

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Equating all Muslims with the Taliban or Al-Quaeda is like equating all Christians with the Westboro Baptist Church or those who bomb abortion clinics.

andythanfiction:

specialkthegreat:

cardsofwind:

THIS. MOTHERFREAKING THIS.

Excuse me as I causally anonymously mail this to all my relatives’ homes

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Equating all Muslims with the Taliban or Al-Quaeda is like equating all Christians with the Westboro Baptist Church or those who bomb abortion clinics.

(Source: al-thaqalayn)

Aug 11 '14

furrylittlepeach:

In The Woods by Furry Little Peach
Finished painting & progress shot (Adding final details)

Come find me on Instagram

Aug 11 '14

spikespiegell:

sext: i undo my sandal straps and peel off my socks

Aug 11 '14

Anonymous asked:

do the cha cha slide

EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS

Aug 11 '14

Anonymous asked:

eH MACARENA

ordinarily I would reply with the next line but that’s really the only words I know to that song

Aug 11 '14

Anonymous asked:

is q1bee or lizzothy better

I haven’t really experienced enough of either to say

Aug 10 '14

ragafox:

you’ve got a lil’ somethin’ right there

Aug 10 '14